Its a pain being self-employed. This is the third time I have had to submit this invoice; it was supposed to be strictly COD.
My daughter and son-in-law are both solicitors and if needs be I'll get them to drop him a note; I know for a fact that he is stiff scared of solicitors.
Its a last resort but really, some people!
Dai.
Bounty Hunters ?R Us
?No job too small ? all areas covered?
Invoice No. 01/18112310
Date: 18:11:231
FROM:
Boba D. Cro
Hunter?s Rest
Sector Seven A/239
New West Wales
Mars 2
Mobile Holonet Node: 008163240
TO:
Jabba?s Palace
c/o: Jabba Desilijic Tiure
Western Dune Sea, Tatooine
JOB No. 01/JTH/14062308
Description:
Tracked and captured Han Solo (alive)
Solo encased in carbonite (as per instruction)
Delivered to Jabba The Hutt ? person to person (as per instruction)
Fees:
Listed Bounty – – – – Cr 500,000
Service Fee – – – – – Cr 300,000
Carbonite Aesthetic Display – Cr 120,000
Wall Hangers – – – – Cr 000,500
Shipping & Handling – – – Cr 050,000
Ammunition – – – – – Cr 050,000
Jet Pack Fuel – – – – – Cr 015,000
Life Insurances (Fees) – – – Cr 010,000
Sundry Items – – – – – Cr 005,000
Amount Due: Cr1,050,500
Date Due: 18:11:231 (COD as per agreement)
. Thank You For Your Business .