Jose Cuervo Christmas Cookies
1 cup water
1 tsp baking soda
1 cup of sugar
1 tsp salt
1 cup brown sugar
4 lage eggs
1 cup nuts
2 cups of dried fruit
1 bottle of Jose Cuervo Teaquila
Sample the Cuervo to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the Cuervo again to be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.
Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a large fluffy bowl.
Add on peaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it is best to make sure the Cuervo is still ok, try another cup?just in case.
Turn off the mixer thingy. Breck 2 leggs and add to the bowl and chuck in the dried fruit.
Pick the frigging fruit off the floor? Mix on the turner. If the fried druit gets stuck in the beaters, just pry it loose with a drewscriver.
Sample the Cuervo to check for tonsisticity. Next sift two cups of salt or something. Who geeves a sheet. Check the Jose Cuervo. Now shift the lemon juice and strain your nuts. Add one table.
Add a spoon of sugar or somefink. Whatever you can find. Greash the oven.
Turn the cake tim 360 degrees and try not to fall over.
Don?t forget to beat the turner off
Fanally, throw the bowl through the window, finish the Sose Jervo and make sure to put the stove in the wishdasher.
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Gill 11 years, 10 months ago.
