This is the Medical Association reply to David Camerons proposed cuts to NHS.
The Allergists voted to scratch it, the dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a sort of a gut feeling about it,but the nuerologists thought the administration had lost its nerve.
The Obstetricians fielt they were all labouring under misconception.
Ophthalmologists considered the idea short sighted, Pathologists yelled "Over my Dead Body", while the Paediatricians said, "oh grow up".
The Phsychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while the radiologists could see right through it.
The Surgeons were fed up with cuts & decided to wash their hands of the whole thing.
The ENT specialists didnt swallowit, and just wouldnt hear of it.
The Pharmacologists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow, Plastic Surgeons said," this puts a new face on the matter".
The podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but the Urologists were toatally pi off at the whole idea.
The Anaesthetists thought the whole idea was a gas, but the Cardiologists didnt have the heart to say no.
The Dentist said, "he was too long in the tooth to accept any change.
In the end the Proctologists won out, leaving the entire decision up to the ar holes in London
Elizellen 13 years, 8 months ago.
