16. What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

17.. So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me 'Can you give me a lift?'
I said 'Sure, you look great, the world's your oyster, go for it..'

18. Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. There are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either…[Read more]

11. Man goes to the doctor, with a strawberry growing out of his head.
Doc says 'I'll give you some cream to put on it.'

12. 'Doc I can't stop singing 'The Green, Green Grass of Home'
'That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome. '
'Is it common?'
'It's not unusual.'

13. A man takes his Rotteweiller to the vet. 'My dog is cross-eyed,…[Read more]

6. My friend drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

7 . A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted, 'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'
The doctor replied, 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.

8. I went to a seafood disco last week.and pulled a muscle.

9. Two Eskimos…[Read more]

Oh Gaye! I was almost in tears last week – I really thought Harry had been killed! I think they will leave us with a cliffhanger tonight as Harry is thinking of taking the job mentioned by the other forensic guy brought in to do the PM ….. riveting stuff indeed!!!

Nettie x

Hi Sandie
I am so pleased to hear that your Mum's experience of BMB was pain free. Like Bridget and Sharon, I have had several of these and only one was so painful that it prompted me to write an official letter of complaint to the hospital. This was well worth the effort as my most recent BMB was carried out by a more experienced doctor who…[Read more]

Hi David

After my first SCT my paraprotiens were down to 5 (started out at 55!) and after three months went down to 3. Following my second SCT there was no paraprotien detectable and this has remained the case a year later (it had gone up to 13 prior to treatment). Hope this helps with your research but as this is such an 'individual' cancer…[Read more]

Congratulations, Madelyn is beautiful! Having grandchildren is so exciting – I've just had my first!!
Best wishes to all the family, love Nettie

Dear Thunderthighs
I blame the weather ~ my Will Power went AWOL about the time the snow made its first appearance and refuses to come home until temperatures return to more reasonable levels.
I have to sympathise with 'Will' ~ it has been a long winter already and although tempted to fly to warmer regions in search of him I realise this is not…[Read more]

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Happy & healthy New Year to you all xxx

A beautiful verse Roz and a fitting tribute to a very brave man. I hope your sore throat is gone soon ~ I will be thinking of you as you read it later this week.
Much love, Nettie x

Hi Jonny

I am sorry to hear you have come up against a doctor who does not give you the support and confidence in him that you so desperately need and deserve at such a difficult time.
You have the right to ask to be transferred to any hospital if you feel that the one you are attending is not right for you. You do not say whereabouts in…[Read more]

***HAPPY XMAS*** Bridget ~ hope you are having a great time 🙂 🙂

Love Nettie xx

Congratulations Dai for both finishing your novel and reaching 57!! 🙂

Life is great, isn't it!!!!! 😉

Love Nettie x

Hi Gaye

I hope you have had a truly wonderful Christmas and I wish you a happy and hopefully healthy 2011.

Love Nettie x 🙂

So, so sorry Roz. Michael is at peace and pain free, please take care of yourself now.

Love and hugs, Nettie xx

Dear Roz

I am pleased to hear you have gone home to give yourself a break and hopefully catch up on some rest. In my opinion I think that what you are going through now is the very worst and when the time comes for Michael to finally let go and pass away you may feel a sense of relief and there is absolutely nothing wrong about feeling that.…[Read more]

Hi Roz

I have also been thinking of you and Michael recently and I send love and best wishes to you both.

Nettie xx

Hi Bridget
I'm so sorry to hear this news but pleased that the chest infection is under control at least. As you tell so many others, this is such an individual disease and although Velcade was not the wonder drug for you maybe Revlimid will be THE one to get you into remission ~ I am sure everyone on this site hopes that will be the case. You…[Read more]

Introducing Erin ~ weighed in at 6lb 8oz ~ mother and baby doing well ~ my son is totally besotted with his new daughter! I'm booked to fly down next week. Thank you all for your good wishes, love Nettie >:-)