Labrador and Dolphin

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    Perkymite
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    This short video is well worth a watch!

    #108515

    meeuu
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    Thats a good one alright, David. Yep, I think this thread has potential for lightening up a dark evening.
    How about this:
    A man walks into the street and manages to get a taxi just going by.
    He gets into the taxi, and the cabbie says, "Perfect timing. You're just like Frank."

    Passenger: "Who?"

    Cabbie: "Frank Feldman. He's a guy who did everything right all the time. Like my coming along when you needed a cab, things happened like that to Frank Feldman every single time."

    Passenger: "There are always a few clouds over everybody."

    Cabbie: "Not Frank Feldman. He was a terrific athlete. He could have won the Grand-Slam at tennis. He could golf with the pros. He sang like an opera baritone and danced like a Broadway star and you should have heard him play the piano. He was an amazing guy."

    Passenger: "Sounds like he was something really special!"
    Cabbie: "There's more… He had a memory like a computer. Could remember everybody's birthday. He knew all about wine, which foods to order and which fork to eat them with. He could fix anything. Not like me. I change a fuse, and the whole street blacks out. But Frank Feldman, he could do everything right."

    Passenger. "Wow, some guy then."

    Cabbie: "He always knew the quickest way to go in traffic and avoid traffic jams. Not like me, I always seem to get stuck in them. But Frank, he never made a mistake and he really knew how to treat a woman and make her feel good. He would never answer her back even if she was in the wrong; and his clothing was always immaculate, shoes highly polished too – he was the perfect man . He never made a mistake. No one could ever measure up to Frank Feldman ."

    Passenger: "An amazing fellow. How did you meet him?"

    Cabbie: "Well, I never actually met Frank. I just married his flippin widow."

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    brocho
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    Good one John this made me laugh out loud a good start to the day thankyou Shame I am useless at remembering jokes but I will rack my brains Hope you are having a good day love Bridget

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