A Irish man is stumbling through the woods, totally drunk,
> when he comes upon a preacher baptising people in the
> river.
> He proceeds to walk into the water and subsequently bumps
> into the preacher…
> The preacher turns around and is almost overcome by the
> smell of alcohol, whereupon he asks the drunk, 'Are you
> ready to find Jesus?'
> The drunk shouts, 'Yes, oi am.'
> So the preacher grabs him and dunks him in the water.
> He pulls him up and asks the drunk, 'Brother have you
> found Jesus?'
> The drunk replies, 'No, oi haven't found Jesus.'
>
> The preacher shocked at the answer, dunks him into the
> water again for a little longer.
> He again pulls him out of the water and asks again,
> 'Have you found Jesus me brother?'
> The drunk again answers, 'No, oi I haven't found Jesus.'
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> By this time the preacher is at his wits end and dunks the
> drunk inthe water again — but this time holds him down for
> about 30 seconds and when he begins kicking his arms and
> legs he pulls him up. The preacher again asks the drunk,
> 'For the love of God have you found Jesus?'
>
> (Are you ready for this????)
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> The drunk wipes his eyes and catches his breath and says to
> the preacher,
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> 'Are you sure this is where he fell in?'
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tinkerbell 13 years, 11 months ago.
