This might bring a smile

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    meeuu
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    Subject: The Black Bra

    The Black Bra (as told by a woman)

    I had lunch with 2 of my unmarried friends.

    One is engaged, one is a mistress, and I have been married for 20+ years.

    We were chatting about our relationships and decided to amaze our men
    by greeting them at the door wearing a black bra, stiletto heels and a mask over our eyes.

    We agreed to meet in a few days to exchange notes..
    Here's how it all went.

    My engaged friend:

    The other night when my boyfriend came over he found me with a black
    leather bodice, tall stilettos and a mask.
    He saw me and said, 'You are the woman of my dreams.
    I love you.' Then we made passionate love all night long.

    The mistress:
    Me too! The other night I met my lover at his office and I was wearing
    a raincoat, under it only the black bra, heels and Mask over my eyes.
    When I opened the raincoat he didn't say a word, but he started to
    tremble and we had wild sex all night.

    Then I had to share my story:

    When my husband came home I was wearing the black bra, Black
    stockings, stilettos and a mask over my eyes.
    When he came in the door and saw me he said,

    "What's for dinner, Zorro?"

    #108935

    eve
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    Hi meeuu

    i needed that joke at five this morning still lol,have you any more ?

    #108936

    brocho
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    Brilliant just what I needed on a Monday morning thankyou for making me laugh out loud Bridget

    #108937

    jmsmyth
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    I also needed that John. Thanks
    Jean x

    #108938

    zasrs
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    thank you!!! wish i could remember jokes love them to bits but usless at delivery!!

    sarah xx 😀

    #108939

    tinkerbell
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    Made me laugh to although I though the punchline might have been something to do with a washed out grey creation!

    #108940

    Perkymite
    Participant

    Great, just up my street 😀

    David

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