TANJOOBERRYMUTTS"…
I PROMISE THAT YOU WILL UNDERSTAND WHAT "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS" MEANS……
THE FOLLOWING IS A TELEPHONE EXCHANGE BETWEEN A HOTEL GUEST AND ROOM SERVICE IN CHINA ……
ROOM SERVICE : "MORRIN. ROON SIRBEES."
GUEST : "SORRY, I THOUGHT I DIALED ROOM-SERVICE."
ROOM SERVICE: " RYE . ROON SIRBEES…MORRIN! JOOWISH TO ODDOR SUNTEEN???"
GUEST: "UH….. YES, I'D LIKE TO ORDER BACON AND EGGS."
ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN?"
GUEST: "…..WHAT??"
ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEN!?… PRYED, BOYUD, POCHD?"
GUEST: "OH, THE EGGS! HOW DO I LIKE THEM? SORRY…. SCRAMBLED, PLEASE."
ROOM SERVICE: "OW ULAI DEE BAYKEN ? CREEPSE?"
GUEST: "CRISP WILL BE FINE."
ROOM SERVICE: "HOKAY. AN SAHN TOES?"
GUEST: "WHAT?"
ROOM SERVICE: "AN TOES. ULAI SAHN TOES?"
GUEST: "I…. DON'T THINK SO.."
ROOM SERVICE: "NO? UDO WAN SAHN TOES???"
GUEST: "I FEEL REALLY BAD ABOUT THIS, BUT I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHAT 'UDO WAN SAHN TOES' MEANS."
ROOM SERVICE: "TOES! TOES!…WHY UOO DON WAN TOES? OW BOW INGRISH MOPPIN WI BOTTER?"
GUEST: "OH, ENGLISH MUFFIN! !! I'VE GOT IT! YOU WERE SAYING 'TOAST'… FINE…YES, AN ENGLISH MUFFIN WILL BE FINE."
ROOM SERVICE: "WI BOTTER?"
GUEST: "NO, JUST PUT THE BOTTER ON THE SIDE."
ROOM SERVICE: "WAD?!?"
GUEST: "I MEAN 'BUTTER'… JUST PUT THE BUTTER ON THE SIDE."
ROOM SERVICE: "COPY?"
GUEST: "EXCUSE ME?"
ROOM SERVICE: "COPY…TEA..MEEL?"
GUEST: "YES. COFFEE, PLEASE… AND THAT'S EVERYTHING."
ROOM SERVICE: "ONE MINNIE. SCRAMAH EGG, CREEPSE BAYKEN , INGRISH MOPPIN, WI BOTTER ON SIGH AND COPY … RYE ??"
GUEST: "WHATEVER YOU SAY."
ROOM SERVICE: "TANJOOBERRYMUTTS."
GUEST: "YOU'RE WELCOME"
REMEMBER, I PROMISED THAT BY THE TIME YOU READ THROUGH THIS YOU WOULD UNDERSTAND WHAT 'TANJOOBERRYMUTTS' MEANS …… AND YOU DO, DON'T YOU?
